I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Martin Freeman doesn’t raise his eyebrows. He lowers his hair.
THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF ALL I KNOW IS THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE I CNA’T CHOSOE A COLLEGE MAJOR I CNA’;T GO TO COLLEGTEHFLKJSDALKF;JKFDS
finding a real job to support yourself （／．＼）
moving out of your parent’s house “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”
shopping for school supplies for college (ノдヽ)
I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
((i would grab all of them and run like fuck to take them at a water fountain or something))
blue makes you in to a god